Sunday, September 17, 2006

rite ... now once there was this guy ... let's call him Guy okay, cant think of a better name...


He joined a new school. So, there was new classrooms, surroundings and people. Definitely people. Its very hard to mistake people.


So ... on the first day ... he goes up to them to get to know them. You know? Like everyone does on first day. Ok, not me, cause i very shy, but this Guy goes to them.


He goes to the first one.
"Hello, my name's ... um ... Guy."
"Do you like com games?"
So, they talked for a while, coz Guy liked com games too, but not too much, too much of good thing = bad rite? And they talked... and talked... about com games. It turned out that this person just wanted to talk about it. After a while, Guy decides enough is enough.
"Excuse me?"
"... and isn't the warrior's attack great? Like, he can do 50 damage in one hit and no one can do better than that, except the mage on days where the moon is full..."
So Guy sneaks away. This guy was not his type.


So, he walks over to another person instead. This guy wore glasses and wasn't too fit. Not that he said it of course.
"Hello."
"Hi. What's your psle score?"
This guy seemed focused on academics. That's ok, coz Guy was concerned about his academics too, but not too much. However, this person seemed totally focused on results and test and such.
"Excuse me?"
"Like, the exams are only in a few months, i'm so concerned. Can you believe that i only manage to spend 4 hours yesterday revising? It's like, NOOO!!! i'm going to fail!"
So he sneaks away again. Not his type.


So, he walks over to another student. This one was fit and looked athletic.
"Hello."
"Yo. Hey, do you watch football?"
So they start talking about soccer. Of course, Guy supported the best club in the world, Weaponry, but apparently this person supported People United, which totally sucks, thus he goes on to insult Weaponry. Of course, Guy liked socer too, so they managed to spend quite a lot of time talking about it. But of course... he gets tired (who wont if someone kept blackmouthing your club?) and...
"Um..."
"Like, Weaponry sucks lah. What kind of a name is that? If you take its letters it forms 'pony'. So sissy, only idiots would support it! Peeps United roxs! They are going to trash 'pony' today!"
So he runs away.


Next, he comes to another person. This guy had his phone out and was rapidly pressing buttons. Playing a game, i presume.
"Hi"
"Oh, hi"
He doesnt look up from his game. It seems that games on phones are especially appealing to them. It's as if they cant live without their games. Which i believe is true. Guy watches them on their games for a while, before deciding that if this person wasnt going to care whether he was there, he was gone.
And so he left.


He sees another person. This guy... well... he looks a little dodgy at best, like he has some dark secret hidden. Or that he's mentally nuts or something. Just dodgy. You cant put your finger on it.
"Hi"
"What's your problem? Must come like that one meh?"
Despite his words Guy can see that he means no harm. So, he trades insults with him for a while until this guy pulls out his ... tool ... which is strangely menacing.
"Gotta run!"
Guy speeds away.


It turns out to be a disappointing class at best. The people there are totally not what Guy is used to. Can he make friends with them?
He thinks:


I'm lucky that wasnt the real world.